7+ Best One Liners today clean Jokes

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I cleaned my closet today. Now it's like Narnia in there – I have no idea what's going on!

I wanted to clean up my act, but it turns out I'm a messy comedian!

I asked my wife if I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward, she said.

I told my computer I needed a break today. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

I decided to clean out my spice rack today. It was a seasoning finale!

My dog kept chasing people on bikes today. So, I had to take away his bike.

Why did the smartphone go to therapy today? It had too many issues!

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