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Have you ever been so tired that you start using your phone as a flashlight to find your phone? It's like your brain is playing hide-and-seek with itself.
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Being tired is like having a low-budget horror movie playing in your head. You close your eyes for a second, and suddenly you're being chased by deadlines, forgotten to-do lists, and a relentless alarm clock that just won't stop screaming.
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The struggle of trying to stay awake during a boring meeting is real. It's like playing a game of "Don't Blink," but with the added challenge of not letting your head hit the desk. If only there were Olympic medals for workplace athleticism.
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Ever notice how yawning is like your body's way of saying, "Hey, remember oxygen? We need more of that, like, right now. Let's take a break from conscious existence for a moment.
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You ever look in the mirror after a night of poor sleep and think, "Is this how I age? Overnight? Because I swear I had fewer wrinkles yesterday.
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Tiredness turns us all into gourmet chefs. You can throw together the most random ingredients, microwave them, and proudly declare, "Behold, tonight's masterpiece: Sleep-deprived Stir-Fry!
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Trying to make decisions when you're tired is like asking a GPS for directions and it responding with, "You've reached your destination. Now go back to bed.
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Tiredness is the only time when the snooze button becomes your most trusted companion, and you start negotiating with yourself like, "Five more minutes, and I promise I'll be the most productive person ever. Just let me have this.
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You know you're tired when your idea of a wild Friday night is contemplating whether to go for the double-stuffed Oreo or the regular one, and you end up falling asleep with both in your hands.
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