5 Jokes For Tired

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 19 2025

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Gym-Goer with a Busy Schedule

Balancing fitness and a hectic life
They say exercise gives you energy, but I've been doing it wrong. I'm just really good at exhausting myself. If there were an Olympic sport for napping, I'd be a gold medalist.

Dog Owner with an Energetic Pup

Keeping up with a hyperactive dog
My dog has more energy than a toddler on a sugar high. I've tried everything to tire him out—long walks, endless fetch, even a doggy marathon. The only thing that works is telling him the neighbor's cat insulted him. He runs laps around the house for hours.

Overworked Office Employee

Endless meetings and deadlines
My job is like a bad relationship. I'm tired all the time, there's never enough communication, and I'm constantly thinking about how much happier I'd be with a bag of chips on a deserted island.

Sleep-Deprived College Student

Balancing studies and social life
I joined a study group, thinking it would help me stay awake. Turns out, it's just a room full of people sharing their dreams—literally, dreams, because everyone's asleep by page three of the textbook.

Exhausted Parent

Juggling work and parenting
I told my kids I have eyes in the back of my head. They were impressed until I turned around and couldn't find my glasses. Now they just think I'm part of the 'League of Tired Parents.'

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