6+ Best One Liners Jokes About timing is everything

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. But I quit because the job was half-baked. Timing, you know!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Apparently, my timing needs work!

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Timing is crucial in humor, apparently!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. But now, I'm a banker because I need the dough at the right time!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Timing really defies the laws of physics!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. Turns out, timing is key in music and marriage!

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