7 Jokes For Ticket

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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I asked my friend for advice on parking. He said, 'It's all about the strategy of 'parallel'king your ticket!'
I thought I got a parking ticket, but it was just a 'fine' example of mistaken identity!
What did the ticket say to the misbehaving passenger? 'You're on a one-way trip to trouble!
I accidentally tore my ticket for the magic show. Now that's some 'disappearing' magic!
I bought a ticket to an ocean-themed concert. Turns out, it was all just a tide show!
What did the janitor say after buying a parking ticket? 'Well, that's a fine mess!
I bought a ticket for a vegetable-themed play. It was quite the 'root'in' experience!

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