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Parking tickets are like little postcards from the city, reminding you that even in the quest for a convenient parking spot, you can't escape bureaucracy's firm grip.
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I got a parking ticket for overstaying my welcome in a spot, and I thought, "Wow, even parking spots have a hospitality timer now. Move over, hotels!
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Have you ever tried to contest a parking ticket? It's like preparing for a courtroom drama, except the only suspense is whether you'll have to pay 50 bucks for that 10-minute stop.
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You ever notice how parking tickets have this way of turning your car into a time machine? You park for five minutes, and suddenly you're transported to the 18th century – where apparently parking is a crime.
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You know, getting a parking ticket feels like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you get a piece of paper that says, "Congratulations! You're broke now!
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Have you ever noticed how parking tickets have this incredible ability to make you feel like a criminal mastermind? I mean, they manage to find you even when you thought you were invisible.
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Parking tickets are like little love notes from the city, reminding you that they're thinking of you, especially when you forget to feed the meter.
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Parking tickets are like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, remember that time you thought you could park here for free? Good times, right?
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Getting a parking ticket is like a surprise party, but instead of balloons and cake, you get a yellow envelope and a sense of regret.
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