6 Jokes For Ticket

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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Why did the ticket blush? It saw the price of the concert!
What did the comedian say about the speeding ticket? 'It was a real 'limit'ation!'
What do you call a detective who solves ticket-related crimes? A ticket inspector!
I accidentally bought a ticket for a beekeeping seminar. It was un-bee-lievable!
I tried to win the lottery, but all I got was a parking ticket. Luck isn't just ticketing my side!
What do you call a ticket that can sing? A concert-ticket!

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