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Why did the genie take up gardening? He wanted to grow some 'wishful' thinking in the soil!
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Why did the genie refuse to grant the wish for a bottomless pit? He said it was a 'wishy-washy' idea!
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Why did the genie enroll in cooking class? To improve his 'wishful' thinking in the kitchen!
Wishing for Trouble
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I wished for a million bucks. The genie delivered them in Zimbabwean dollars. Now I'm the proud owner of a wheelbarrow filled with cash that can't even buy me a cup of coffee. Thanks, inflation.
Wish Delivery Delay
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I asked the genie for a time machine, the winning lottery numbers, and a map to buried treasure. Instead, he gave me a compass that always points to the nearest fast-food joint. Time travel may be elusive, but at least I'll never go hungry.
Genie Troubles
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You know, I met a genie the other day who offered me three wishes. I thought, Great! I'll finally get that perfect beach body, a lifetime supply of pizza, and...wait, did I just waste two wishes on food?
The Genie's Fine Print
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I wished for a lifetime supply of chocolate. The genie neglected to mention that it would be in the form of broccoli covered in chocolate. Now I'm torn between satisfying my sweet tooth and my desire to eat something green.
Three's a Crowd
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I wished for the ability to be in three places at once, unlimited coffee, and a mute button for annoying people. Now I'm multitasking like a pro, buzzing with caffeine, and enjoying the sound of sweet, sweet silence. Who needs a genie when you have coffee?
Genie's Got Jokes
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I asked the genie for eternal youth, a bottomless bowl of guacamole, and a pet dragon. Now I look 21 forever, spend my days dipping chips into guac, and have a dragon that thinks it's a lapdog. My neighbors love me.
Wishing for Romance
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I wished for a partner who's funny, charming, and always knows the right thing to say. The genie granted my wish by bringing me a mirror. Now I'm in a committed relationship with my own reflection.
Wishful Pondering
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I wished for world peace, an end to hunger, and a solution to climate change. The genie gave me a 'Save the Earth' bumper sticker. I guess he wanted me to start small.
Wishful Thinking
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I told the genie I wanted to be rich, famous, and irresistible to everyone. Now I have a lot of monopoly money, a Wikipedia page that I edited myself, and I'm pretty sure the only thing irresistible about me is my collection of dad jokes.
Wish List Woes
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I wished for a photographic memory, the ability to speak every language, and the perfect comeback for every situation. Now I remember every embarrassing moment, can insult people fluently in 27 languages, and come up with the perfect comeback...five hours too late.
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