5 Jokes For Three Wishes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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The Skeptic

Doubting the legitimacy of the wishes
I asked for a Ferrari, and he gives me a toy car. I guess he wanted me to be more specific, like "life-sized" and "functional.

The Literalist

Taking wishes too literally
Someone wished for a long, prosperous life. I gave him a CVS receipt. Turns out, it's longer than you'd think.

The Forgetful

Forgetting the consequences of wishes
A guy wished to be a great chef. Now he can't stop turning everything into a pumpkin. Halloween at his place is something else.

The Genie

When people can't be specific with their wishes
Someone wished for world peace. I granted it, and now the world is so quiet that even the crickets are getting self-conscious.

The Bargainer

Trying to outsmart the genie
A person wished for a never-ending bottle of wine. I gave them a bottle with a tiny hole at the bottom. It's never-ending if you drink really, really slowly.

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