7 Jokes For Three Wishes

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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I asked the genie for a big cat and a small dog. Now I have a lion and a chihuahua sharing my living room – talk about a wild mix!
I wished for a pizza that never ends. Now my fridge is stuck in a perpetual cheese cycle!
I used my first wish to make my math book disappear. Now I have two more wishes and no idea where to find my homework.
I asked the genie for a singing competition. Now my showerhead critiques my performances every morning.
I wished for a money tree. Now I have a forest of dollar bills and a squirrel with a shopping cart.
I asked the genie for a light snack, so he handed me a flashlight. Well played, genie, well played.
I asked the genie for a lifetime supply of batteries. Now my TV remote is immortal, but the channels still bore me.

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