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Why did the prisoner take up gardening? He wanted to escape through the bushes!
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I told my friend I got a job as a prison barber. He said, 'I bet it's a cutthroat business!
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I told my friend I got a job at the prison library. He said, 'That's novel!
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Why did the scarecrow become a prison guard? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the prisoner take a ladder to jail? He heard the food was on the second floor!
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Why did the prisoner enroll in an art class? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
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Why did the prisoner start a band in jail? They were looking for a captive audience!
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Why did the prisoner become a gardener? He wanted to turn over a new leaf!
Cell-ebrity Chef
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I heard they're launching a cooking show in prison called Cell-ebrity Chef. The first episode's recipe is called Escape Plan Soufflé. It's so good; even Houdini would be impressed.
Escape Room Training Ground
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I thought about joining an escape room competition but figured I'd get some practice first. So, I signed up for prison. It's like an escape room, but with a lot more commitment.
Incarcer-rhythm and Blues
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I heard they're starting a prison choir. They're calling it Incarcer-rhythm and Blues. Their first album? Jailhouse Harmony. I hear it's dropping like cell doors every night at 9.
Breaking Bars, Not Hearts
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I was reading about this new dating app exclusively for those in prison. It's called Breaking Bars, Not Hearts. Swipe right if you're good at breaking out, swipe left if you're just good at breaking hearts.
Orange You Punny?
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I tried telling a joke to those in prison, and they loved it. They said, Orange you punny? I guess laughter really is the best cell-mate.
Orange You Glad You're Not in Fashion Prison?
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I was thinking about joining a fashion prison. You know, where they lock you up if you commit crimes against style. But then I realized, orange jumpsuits are just not my color. Orange you glad you're not in fashion prison?
License to Spill the Beans
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I found out there's a barista in prison who serves coffee with a side of gossip. It's called License to Spill the Beans. Apparently, the lattes are smooth, but the rumors are extra frothy.
Jailbird Jamboree
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I attended a concert in prison the other day. It was called the Jailbird Jamboree. The headliner? The Jailhouse Rockers. They really know how to make the whole cell block dance.
Lockup Laughter Yoga
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I've been trying to stay fit, so I joined a prison yoga class. It's called Lockup Laughter Yoga. The instructor's motto is, Stretch your sentence, not just your limbs.
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