7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For the ritz

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I asked the Ritz cracker for fashion advice. It said, 'Always dress in layers – just like my 'flaky' personality!' 👗

I ordered Ritz crackers online, and they arrived broken. I guess they couldn't handle the 'delivery crunch'! 📦

I asked the waiter at The Ritz for a joke with my meal. He said, 'Sorry, we only serve 'witty' beverages here!' 🍹

I tried to tell a joke to The Ritz staff, but they said it was too 'elevated' for their taste. Guess I'll stick to ground-level humor!

I told my friend I stayed at The Ritz. They asked, 'Did you meet any 'suite' celebrities?' I said, 'Just a really 'comfy' mattress!

I tried to book a room at The Ritz, but they said it was fully 'suite-d' up! Guess I'll have to settle for a 'pillow' fight at home.

I told my friend I stayed at The Ritz. They asked if I had a 'room with a view.' I said, 'Yes, the 'crumbscape' from my bed is amazing!' 🌆

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