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The Bellhop
Carrying ridiculously heavy luggage for demanding guests
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Someone handed me a suitcase and said, "It's filled with money." I replied, "Great! I'll carry it carefully and make sure none of it falls out... accidentally.
The Entertainer at the Ritz Lounge
Navigating through diverse audience expectations and bizarre performance requests
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A guest asked for a magic trick involving a live penguin. I said, "I can make it disappear, but I can't guarantee it'll reappear. Penguins have their own schedule, you know.
The Cleaning Staff
Trying to keep "the ritz" spotless despite guests' messy habits
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Someone complained about a single hair in the bathtub. I apologized and said, "Must have been a rebellious hair. We'll have a talk with the others about maintaining bathroom decorum.
The Overzealous Waiter at the Ritz Restaurant
Navigating through complicated food orders and peculiar dietary requests
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Someone ordered gluten-free water. I said, "Absolutely, we have H2O that's been on a gluten-free diet for years. It's so pure; even the water molecules are doing yoga!
The Hotel Concierge
Dealing with eccentric requests from guests at "the ritz"
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Had a guest insist on a room with a view. I said, "All our rooms have views!" They replied, "Great, I want one facing the ocean." I thought, "You do realize we're in the middle of the city, right?
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