6+ Best One Liners Jokes About the name thomas

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Thomas told me he's on a whiskey diet. He's lost three days already!

Thomas tried to be a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough. Now he's just going through a kneadful phase.

I asked Thomas if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I'm pretty sure about laughter after the first joke.

I asked Thomas if he's good at math. He said, 'I'm outstanding in my field, especially at counting sheep.

Thomas told me he's reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

Thomas told me he's writing a book on reverse psychology. I said, 'You probably shouldn't.

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