6+ Best One Liners Jokes For the end is nigh

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Why did the pessimistic weatherman apply for a doomsday job? He wanted to forecast the apocalypse!

Why did the scarecrow think the end was near? Because he heard the corn saying, 'The kernels are coming! The kernels are coming!

Why did the zombie go to therapy? It wanted help with its 'life after death' crisis!

I asked my crystal ball about the end of the world. It said, 'Outlook not so good.' Well, at least it's honest!

I asked my watch when the end is coming. It said, 'Time will tell.' Well, that's not ominous at all!

The end is nigh! I asked my refrigerator, and it told me it's feeling a bit cold about the whole situation.

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