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I went to a self-help seminar the other day, and the motivational speaker told us, "Remember, the end is nigh!" I thought it was a seminar on time management, not a crash course in existential dread.
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My friend is always talking about starting a doomsday preppers club. I told him, "Buddy, if the end is nigh, I'm more of a 'let's have a barbecue and enjoy the last sunset' kind of guy.
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I tried joining a yoga class to find some inner peace. The instructor said, "Focus on your breath and let go of your worries. Remember, the end is nigh, but at least we'll be in a relaxed lotus position when it happens.
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Have you noticed that people are becoming more eco-friendly these days? Everyone's all about reducing their carbon footprint. I guess it's our way of saying, "If the end is nigh, let's at least leave a clean planet for the aliens to find.
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Have you noticed the increase in doomsday documentaries on streaming platforms? It's like they're preparing us for the grand finale. I'm just waiting for Netflix to drop a series titled "Apocalypse and Chill.
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I overheard someone say, "I'm quitting my job and pursuing my passion because, you know, the end is nigh." I thought, "Well, at least they'll have a fulfilling career for the next few days.
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I was at the grocery store, and the cashier looked at my cart and said, "Stocking up, huh? The end is nigh!" I replied, "No, I'm just preparing for a lazy Sunday binge-watching session.
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You know it's getting serious when even fast-food restaurants are catching on to the "the end is nigh" trend. I saw a billboard that said, "Try our new apocalyptic burger – it's the last meal you'll ever need!
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You ever notice how the weather forecast is starting to sound like a doomsday prediction? "Folks, grab your umbrellas, the end is nigh... or it might just be a light drizzle.
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