8 Jokes For The Doctor Told Me

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Updated on: Jun 16 2024

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The doctor told me I need to cut down on sugar. So, I switched to telling jokes. It's the sweetest alternative!
The doctor told me to incorporate more greens into my diet. So, I'm planning to dye my cupcakes green!
The doctor said my vision will improve if I eat more carrots. I guess I'll be seeing a lot of carrot cakes in my future!
The doctor advised me to avoid caffeine. So now, I'm switching to herbal tea... with a side of caffeine-free jokes!
The doctor suggested I consume more calcium. I guess it's time to milk some cow-themed jokes for stronger bones!
The doctor told me to take more walks. I said, 'Sure, but they have to be to the fridge and back for snacks.
The doctor told me I should start a daily exercise routine. So, I've decided to walk to the fridge every hour for a health boost!
The doctor said laughter is the best medicine. So, I asked for a prescription to Netflix stand-up specials!

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