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The Doctor Told Me
Overanalyzing Health Advice
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Doctor's wisdom: "Get eight hours of sleep a night." Yeah, right! With Netflix, my phone, and my brain's greatest hits album playing all night, I'm lucky if I get eight hours a week.
The Doctor Told Me
Creative Compliance with Medical Suggestions
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Doctor's advice: "Drink more fluids." So I've upgraded to a bigger straw. I'll hydrate faster and look ridiculous doing it. Win-win!
The Doctor Told Me
Unconventional Interpretation of Medical Guidance
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My doctor recommended "balanced meals." So now I'm eating a burger in one hand and a salad in the other. Perfectly balanced, right? I call it the yin and yang of dining.
The Doctor Told Me
Literal Interpretation of Medical Instructions
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My doctor recommended "more greens in my diet." So now I'm wearing green shirts, green shoes, even dyed my hair green! I'm still waiting for the salad cravings to kick in.
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