9 Jokes For The Doctor Told Me

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Updated on: Jun 16 2024

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The doctor warned me about the perils of sitting too much. I guess that means my couch potato days are officially over!
The doctor advised me to get more sleep. I agreed but said, 'I'll sleep on that advice.
The doctor told me I have a deficiency in Vitamin SEA. Guess it's time for a beach vacation prescription!
The doctor told me to reduce my carbon footprint. I replied, 'Does that mean I should stop making so many photocopies?
The doctor advised me to embrace daily meditation. I replied, 'I'll contemplate that while eating my snacks.
The doctor recommended I read more books. So now, I'm on a strict diet of comic strips and funny novels!
The doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency. I told him, 'I'm not deficient, I'm just preserving my vitamins for a rainy day!
The doctor told me I have a rare disease that makes me irresistible to mosquitoes. It's nice to be wanted, even if it's by bugs!
The doctor said I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings. I told him, 'That's a complex complex complex.

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