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Terry Crews went to a seafood restaurant and flexed so hard, he created a mussel storm!
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Why did Terry Crews start a band? Because he wanted to play the muscle drums!
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Terry Crews tried to become a magician, but every time he pulled a rabbit out of a hat, it had biceps!
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Why did Terry Crews become a gardener? Because he wanted to flex his green thumb!
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I asked Terry Crews for a snack, and he handed me a bag of muscles. Turns out, they were just potato chips!
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Terry Crews tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time!
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Why did Terry Crews open a bakery? For the perfect blend of buns and guns!
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Terry Crews hosted a cooking show, but it was canceled. Turns out, he kept beating the eggs and the competition!
Terry's Gardening Tips
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Terry Crews has a gardening show now. He doesn't use a rake; he just flexes his pecs, and the leaves are like, Okay, we surrender, Terry, we'll fall off the tree ourselves.
Terry's Self-Help Book
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I heard Terry Crews is writing a self-help book. Chapter one is titled, How to Lift Weights and Spirits at the Same Time. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of yelling and flexing in the mirror.
Terry's Secret Talent
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Did you know Terry Crews is not just an actor and a fitness guru? He's also a fantastic opera singer. Yeah, his vocal range is so wide; he can hit notes that even dogs are like, Dude, chill, I'm trying to nap here!
Terry's Social Media Workout
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I follow Terry Crews on social media for my daily workout routine. Every time he posts, my thumb gets the best workout from double-tapping on his motivational quotes. I'm pretty sure my thumb is more ripped than my biceps now.
Terry's GPS
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I heard Terry Crews has his own GPS navigation system. Instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, it just yells, Flex your muscles and make a right, baby! Traffic has never been more motivational.
Terry's Morning Routine
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Terry Crews wakes up at 4 AM every day to start his morning routine. Meanwhile, I'm hitting the snooze button, and the only thing getting a workout is my ability to come up with creative excuses for being late.
Terry's Action Figures
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They say Terry Crews is so strong that his action figure is actually a dumbbell. You try playing with that as a kid; it's less G.I. Joe and more P90X Pete.
Terry Crews, the Soundtrack
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You know, Terry Crews is so energetic and lively; I think they should replace alarm clocks with him just screaming, Wake up, it's a new day, baby! Imagine starting your day feeling both motivated and slightly terrified.
Terry's Grocery List
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I saw Terry Crews shopping at the grocery store the other day. The man had a cart full of protein powder, kale, and a gallon of enthusiasm. I'm pretty sure his shopping list just says, Ingredients for being awesome.
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