5 Jokes For Terry Crews

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Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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Terry Crews' Chef

Cooking meals that match Terry's energy
Joke: I made Terry a salad. It had so many greens; even the Hulk would be jealous. Terry took one bite and said, 'I think I just did a cardio workout.

Terry Crews' Barber

Sculpting the perfect hair on an already perfect head
Joke: I tried a new cutting technique on Terry. I call it the 'Flex Fade.' Turns out, his hair can bench press more than me.

Terry Crews' Pet Trainer

Teaching pets to keep up with Terry's energy levels
Joke: Terry's fish swims laps. My fish just watches Terry's fish workout videos on YouTube. I think it's inspired.

Terry Crews' Personal Trainer

Keeping up with Terry's workout intensity
Joke: I put up a mirror in Terry's gym. It shattered. Not because it couldn't handle his reflection, but because even the glass felt inadequate.

Terry Crews' Fashion Stylist

Trying to out-style Terry's already impeccable fashion sense
Joke: I gave Terry a hat. He looked at me and asked, 'Do you even lift?' I thought he meant weights, but turns out, he meant his hat game.

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