5 Jokes For Taser

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 10 2025

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Clumsy Criminals

Criminals trying to use a taser but failing hilariously
These criminals need a Taser 101 class. It's like a shock therapy session for stupidity. "Welcome to Criminal University, where the first lesson is: Know which end of the taser to point at the victim.

Overly Cautious Friend

Friend who's overly cautious about using a taser
He's so paranoid; he won't even let me borrow his taser. I told him, "Come on, man, I promise I won't use it for anything except testing if it works. On you.

High-Tech Grandma

Grandma discovering a taser and trying to incorporate it into her daily life
Now Grandma insists on taking the taser to family gatherings. It's her way of saying, "I might be old, but I've got a shocking sense of humor.

Overprotective Parents

Parents worried about their child getting a taser for self-defense
I showed up at school with a taser, and my friends were like, "Dude, is that the new iPhone?" I said, "No, it's the iZap. Comes with shockingly good security features.

Taser as a Relationship Tool

Using a taser in a relationship
I accidentally tasered myself while trying to be romantic. Now every time I hear "love hurts," I think, "Yeah, especially when it's 50,000 volts.

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