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I contemplated being a bee supremacy advocate, but it sounded like too much buzz! 🐝
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I thought about being a shoe supremacy advocate, but it felt like I was taking a step in the wrong direction! 👠
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Why did the hat refuse to join the fashion supremacy club? It didn't want to be a cap-tive audience! 👒
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I tried to be a vegetable supremacy advocate, but people said I was just a little corny! 🌽
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Why did the vegetable join the supremacy club? It wanted to be the top stalk-er! 🌽
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What did the coffee say to assert its dominance? 'I'm espresso-ly superior!' ☕
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I used to be a biscuit supremacist, but then I realized cookies crumble too! 🍪
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I thought about becoming a shoe supremacist, but I realized it was just a step in the wrong direction! 👟
Supremacy of Self-Checkout
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Self-checkout machines at the grocery store act like they're doing you a favor. Look at you, thinking you can handle scanning your own groceries. Aren't you a little shopper extraordinaire? It's not self-checkout; it's self-supremacy, with the machine silently judging your produce choices.
Supremacist GPS
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GPS systems are the ultimate navigational supremacists. You miss one turn, and suddenly the GPS is recalculating your entire life choices. In 500 feet, make a U-turn and reconsider your existence. It's not giving directions; it's delivering a judgment on your decision-making skills.
The Supremacy of Alarm Clocks
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Alarm clocks are the true supremacists of our mornings. They don't care if you were having the sweetest dream or if you were in the middle of negotiating a peace treaty between your right and left socks. That alarm goes off, and suddenly you're at the mercy of the supreme ruler, the alarm clock. It's like waking up to a tiny dictator yelling, Rise and shine, peasants!
Supremacist Spelling Bees
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Spelling bees are the ultimate supremacists. They gather kids, make them spell words they've never heard of, and then declare one of them the supreme speller. It's like, congratulations, you can spell antidisestablishmentarianism, but can you spell I just want a normal childhood? Spelling bees turn every kid into a linguistic dictator.
The Supremacy of Left Socks
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You ever notice how your left socks always seem to assert their dominance over the right ones? It's like they have this supremacist attitude, refusing to play second fiddle. I tried telling my left sock, Hey, calm down, you're just going on my foot, not negotiating world peace! But nope, the left sock wants to be the sole ruler of the foot kingdom. It's a real sock-tatorship.
Toothpaste Supremacy
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Why is it that toothpaste thinks it's the boss of my toothbrush? Every time I try to put toothpaste on the brush, it's like it's saying, No, no, no, let me show you how it's done. Toothpaste is the dictator of the dental hygiene world, deciding when and where it gets to be applied. I just want to brush my teeth, not engage in a power struggle with a tube of minty supremacy.
Supremacist Starbucks
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You ever been to one of those coffee shops where they act like they have the supreme beans, like they've got the coffee beans that descended from the coffee heavens? I went to one the other day, and I swear the barista looked at me like I was ordering a cup of mediocrity. I asked for a latte, not an ego check. I guess at Supremacist Starbucks, even the coffee thinks it's better than you.
Supremacist Remote Control
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I don't understand why remote controls act like they're in charge. You're sitting there, trying to watch TV, and suddenly the remote is like, Nope, you don't get to choose the channel; I'm the supreme commander of entertainment. It's like a tiny, plastic dictator asserting its dominance over your leisure time.
Supremacist Sneezes
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Ever notice how some people sneeze like they're announcing their supremacy over the room? It's not just a sneeze; it's a declaration of dominance. They don't just sneeze; they sneeze with authority. I'm waiting for someone to sneeze and shout, Bow before my nasal supremacy! Because nothing says I'm in charge like a well-timed, loud sneeze.
Supremacist Elevators
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Have you ever noticed how elevators have this supreme attitude, especially when they're going up? It's like they're saying, Sorry, we only ascend to greatness here. But try going down, and suddenly it's a slow descent into the depths of despair. Elevators are the true divas of vertical transportation, showcasing their supremacy floor by floor.
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