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I've noticed coffee supremacists too. They treat their coffee preferences like some secret society initiation. "Oh, you don't take it black with a single-origin bean from a remote mountainside in Peru? You're not a real coffee drinker." Sorry, I just want to be awake by 9 am.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and there's always that one person in the produce section acting like they're the ultimate fruit connoisseur. It's like, calm down, buddy, it's just a banana, not a PhD in tropical agriculture.
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You ever meet someone who's a bedtime supremacists? They'll lecture you about the optimal time to sleep and the perfect number of pillows. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to master the art of falling asleep without scrolling through memes for two hours.
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Have you ever encountered fashion supremacists? They act like they're the ultimate style authority. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out if my socks match and if I can wear sweatpants to this fancy dinner.
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I've noticed there are smartphone supremacists. You show them your phone, and suddenly it's a judgmental showdown. "Oh, you're still using that model?" Yeah, well, it still makes calls, and last time I checked, that's the point of a phone.
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You ever notice how there are breakfast supremacists? Yeah, the ones who claim their cereal is the only correct way to start the day. I mean, come on, I like my eggs without a side of judgment, thank you very much.
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We've all encountered music supremacists, right? The ones who insist their taste is superior. I like all genres of music, but apparently, that's not allowed. I'm just waiting for someone to claim their ringtone is the only acceptable sound in the universe.
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And let's not forget the weather supremacists. They'll scoff at you for complaining about the heat or the cold. "Back in my day, we walked uphill both ways in the snow!" Yeah, well, my weather app says it's chilly, so I'm putting on a sweater.
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There are fitness supremacists too. You know, the ones who act like if you're not doing their specific workout routine, you might as well be sitting on the couch eating potato chips. Newsflash, I do squats – I just call them "picking up my laundry from the floor.
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