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What's a cell phone's favorite kind of music? Supremacy! It loves being in full bars!
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Why did the vegetable become a salad supremacist? It wanted to turn over a new leaf!
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Why did the bicycle join a supremacist group? It wanted to be two-tired of being ordinary!
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Why did the fruit become a fruit salad supremacist? It wanted to be the apple of everyone's eye!
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Why did the tree become a leaf supremacist? It wanted to be a branch above the rest!
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Why did the supremacist apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
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Why did the computer file become a supremacist? It wanted to be the root directory of all jokes!
Supremacist Weather
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I asked Siri about the weather, and she said, The forecast is supremely sunny with a chance of rain for those who dare to be beneath the clouds. I just wanted to know if I needed an umbrella, not get a weather report from a meteorological overlord!
The Supremacist Diet
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So, I heard about this new diet trend – the Supremacist Diet. Apparently, you only eat food that considers itself superior to other foods. My refrigerator's been on a hunger strike ever since I brought home that judgmental cauliflower. Now I have the most condescending fridge in town!
Supremacist Elevators
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Have you heard about these new supremacists elevators? They only go up! If you press the down button, they look at you like you just insulted their great-great-grandfather – the ancient escalator. I miss the days when elevators were neutral and didn't judge your choice of floors.
Supremacist Technology
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I bought a new smartphone, and it turns out it's a bit of a supremacist. Every time I try to use voice commands, it says, I'm sorry, I only respond to the most articulate and refined voices. Well, Siri, I didn't realize you were auditioning for the next Shakespearean play!
Supremacist Veggies
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I tried going vegan, and my veggies turned out to be supremacists. The broccoli was like, I'm the king of the cruciferous kingdom, and the carrots were all, We're the superior snack. Now I can't enjoy a salad without feeling like I'm participating in a vegetable monarchy.
Supremacist Hairstylists
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I went to a new hairstylist, and she asked, What's your hair type? I said, Uh, the messy kind? She replied, Oh, we only specialize in the supremely straight and superior curls. I felt like my hair was attending a VIP party without an invitation!
Supremacist Pets
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I found out my neighbor has a supremacist cat. This feline thinks it's better than all the other cats in the neighborhood. It sits on the windowsill, judging the alley cats like a furry aristocrat. I tried talking to my cat about it, but she just rolled her eyes and went back to napping – typical cat!
Supremacist Coffee
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I ordered a coffee, and the barista asked, Do you want regular or the supremely superior blend? I thought, Well, I don't want my coffee looking down on me, so I went with the regular. Turns out, even the regular coffee has a superiority complex – it thinks it's better than tea!
Supremacist Confusion
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Ladies and gentlemen, I recently met someone who called themselves a supremacist. I thought they were just really into sour cream, but turns out, they were talking about something completely different. I had to break it to them gently, like, Buddy, your love for guacamole doesn't make you the supreme ruler of dips!
Supremacist GPS
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I met a guy who claimed his GPS was a supremacist. I asked him for directions, and the GPS goes, In 500 feet, turn left, because turning right is beneath you. I didn't realize my GPS had an attitude! Now I’m stuck in a loop of left turns and passive-aggressive directions.
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