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In a support group for indecisive people, they had trouble picking a name for the group. They considered "The Undecided Club," but then someone suggested "Maybe, Maybe Not Anonymous." They're still deciding.
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Ever been to a support group for people who can't make small talk? It's the quietest place on earth. We just sit there in awkward silence, silently judging each other's ability to make awkward silence.
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I joined a support group for procrastinators. We were supposed to meet every week, but we kept putting it off. Our slogan was, "Procrastinators Unite... eventually!
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I joined a support group for people who can't find their keys. The first rule of the group is that everyone has to check their pockets before entering. We've yet to start a meeting.
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I attended a support group for people addicted to puns. It was a play on words, and it got out of hand quickly. We couldn't resist the temptation, and our meetings turned into a pun competition. It was both a support group and a stand-up comedy night.
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You ever notice how they call it a "support group"? Like, why not just be honest and call it "Complaints Anonymous." "Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm here to complain about my Wi-Fi going out for the tenth time this week.
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I went to a support group for people who talk in their sleep. The moderator said, "Let's begin with introductions." Half the room replied, "ZZZZZ...
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I went to a support group for people addicted to social media. It was a real eye-opener. We all sat in a circle, and instead of sharing our feelings, we just posted them on Instagram. #SupportGroupSelfie
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I tried joining a support group for people with short attention spans, but the meetings were just too long. I zoned out halfway through and missed the whole point. Story of my life, really.
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