5 Jokes For Support Group

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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The Eternal Optimist

Always seeing the bright side, even in a support group
I asked the eternal optimist how they stay so positive in a support group. They said, "I'm not in denial; I'm just practicing advanced positive visualization.

The Procrastinator

Always putting off dealing with their issues
I asked the procrastinator if they've made progress in the support group. They replied, "Well, I've mastered the art of avoiding my feelings, so there's that.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the support group is part of a grand conspiracy
The conspiracy theorist suggested we communicate in secret code during the support group sessions. Because nothing brings people together like speaking in Morse code about your feelings.

The Overachiever

Trying to outdo everyone in the support group
The overachiever's mantra: "I don't have issues; I have opportunities for personal growth.

The Sarcasm Specialist

Everything is a joke, even serious support discussions
I asked the sarcasm specialist if they ever take anything seriously. They replied, "Only my morning coffee; that's a sacred ritual.

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