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Joke Types
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I joined a support group for those who can't resist making dessert . It's a piece of cake!
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Joined a support group for people who can't stop making bird . It's a real tweet!
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Why did the chair start a support group? Because it had too many legs to stand on its own! 🪑
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Why did the grape join the support group? It was going through a tough wine-ing process!
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Why did the tomato turn to the support group? It couldn't ketchup with life's challenges!
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Why did the ghost join the support group? It needed a little boo-st in self-confidence!
Support Group Karaoke
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We thought karaoke could be therapeutic, so we turned our support group into a karaoke night. Picture this: people belting out their emotional baggage to the tune of I Will Survive. It's like group therapy meets American Idol, and the winner gets a trophy shaped like a giant tissue box.
Support Group Tinder
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I tried a support group for people addicted to social media. It was like Tinder but for validation. Instead of swiping right, we just nodded in agreement. And if someone said something really profound, we'd give them a virtual high five. I left with more thumbs up than a Facebook post.
Support Group Dance Party
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Imagine a support group where we express our feelings through interpretive dance. You'd have the Existential Waltz, the Angry Tango, and my personal favorite, the Awkward Two-Step of Social Anxiety. It's like therapy, but with more jazz hands.
Support Group Whisperer
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I joined a support group for people who talk too much. It's a 12-step program, and the first step is... well, you guessed it, learning to shut up. The irony is, we spend the entire meeting discussing our progress. I'm like the support group whisperer – making silence speak louder than words.
Support Group Superheroes
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You ever been to a support group? It's like a gathering of superheroes, but instead of capes, we wear emotional baggage. I walked in there thinking I was Batman, but turns out, I'm more like Aquaman – just trying to stay afloat in a sea of my own issues.
Support Group Standup
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We decided to spice up our support group sessions by turning them into standup comedy nights. The first rule of Support Club is you have to laugh at your own problems. It's the only place where it's socially acceptable to say, My life is a joke, and have everyone in the room burst into laughter.
Support Group Olympics
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Support groups should have their own Olympics. Picture this: the Anxiety Hurdles, where we jump over our worries. The Passive-Aggressive Marathon, where we run a marathon but pretend it's not a competition. And of course, the Gold Medal in Denial – a hotly contested event, because no one wants to admit they want to win.
Support Group Olympics – Part 2
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Our support group Olympics got even more intense. We added a Sarcasm Sprint, where the goal is to say something nice but make it sound completely sarcastic. The real challenge is keeping a straight face while doing it. It's the only sport where passive-aggressiveness is not just welcomed, but celebrated.
Support Group Dating Game
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We tried speed dating in our support group, but instead of asking about hobbies and interests, we grilled each other about our deepest fears and insecurities. It was like, Hi, nice to meet you. On a scale of 1 to 10, how afraid are you of commitment? Let's just say the love connections were more like support connections.
Support Group Time Travel
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I found a support group for procrastinators. We meet every week to discuss our plans for the future – which is basically the same plan we had last week. It's like a time travel club, where we keep revisiting the same day over and over again, hoping tomorrow will be the day we finally get our act together.
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