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Why did the superhero go to therapy? They had too many 'identity crises'!
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Why did the superhero always carry a pen? In case they needed to draw blood – the ink kind!
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Why did the superhero bring a map to the crime scene? They wanted to 'navigate' through justice!
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Why did the superhero apply for a bank loan? They wanted to build some 'interest' in their savings!
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Why did the superhero bring a notebook to the battle? They wanted to 'take notes' on their enemies!
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What's a superhero's favorite dessert? Justice-flavored ice cream – it always has a 'coneful' of righteousness!
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Superheroes, the only people who can wear their underwear on the outside and still be taken seriously. I tried it once, got weird looks at the grocery store.
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Superheroes have arch-nemeses. I can't even remember my ex's name. I guess my arch-nemesis is forgetfulness. Or maybe it's just selective memory for my own sanity.
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Superheroes have sidekicks. I tried having a sidekick once, but my cat just stared at me like I was interrupting her nap. Guess I'll have to fight crime solo, with a grumpy feline as my silent partner.
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I asked a superhero for relationship advice once. They said communication is key. I tried it with my toaster, but it just keeps burning my bread. Maybe I should stick to saving the world instead.
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Ever notice how superheroes always have these elaborate headquarters? I can barely keep my apartment clean, and they're out there with a high-tech lair. My superpower is finding lost snacks under the couch.
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Superheroes have secret identities, right? I tried having a secret identity once, but my cat kept blowing my cover by knocking things off shelves. Not very stealthy, Mr. Whiskers.
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I wish I had a superhero power. You know, like the ability to find matching socks in the laundry. It's like my socks have an ongoing feud, and one always goes missing in action.
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Being a superhero must be tough. I mean, they always save the day, but who saves their laundry from all those colorful costumes? I bet their utility belts come with a stain remover.
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I figured out why superheroes wear capes. It's not for dramatic effect; it's to hide the fact that they can't figure out how to put on a regular jacket. I struggle with sleeves; they're out there saving the world.
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