5 Jokes For Superhero

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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Superhero Fanatic

Balancing Obsession with Reality
I tried online dating, and my profile said, "Looking for someone with a heart as strong as Superman's and a sense of humor as twisted as the Joker's." Surprisingly, no matches.

Superhero's Sidekick

Living in the Shadow
I told my superhero boss I wanted a raise. He said, "Sure, I'll double your current salary. Oh, wait, that's still zero.

Superhero Costume Designer

Dealing with Outrageous Requests
My superhero client asked for a costume that could make them invisible. I said, "How about paying your bills on time? That way, you'll be practically invisible to debt collectors.

Superhero's Personal Assistant

Balancing Superheroic and Mundane Tasks
People always ask if I have a cool superhero name as the personal assistant. Yeah, it's "Calendar Crusader." My superpower? Mastering the art of scheduling chaos.

Superhero Villain

Bad Reputation
I tried therapy to deal with my villainous tendencies. The therapist said, "It's not healthy to always want to destroy the world." I replied, "Have you seen the news lately?

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