9 Jokes For Strong Drink

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Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and Coke. The bartender says, 'Is Pepsi okay?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug, then went to the bar!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear after a few shots!
I can't handle my liquor, but I can handle my beer just fine!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
I told the bartender I'm on a strict whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
My girlfriend said she'd leave me if I didn't stop drinking. I'm sure gonna miss her!

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