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Smart Home Overlords
When your smart home devices start making decisions for you, and suddenly, you're living in a technological dictatorship.
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My smart home is so advanced; it schedules my day for me. I woke up the other day, and my house said, "Good morning! Today's schedule includes work, exercise, and socializing." I replied, "How about a schedule that includes me deciding my schedule?
Automated Customer Service
Dealing with automated customer service when you just need a real person to solve your problem.
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I finally got through to a human in customer service, and they said, "Your call may be recorded for quality purposes." I thought, "Great, now my moment of frustration will be immortalized in their training sessions. I hope they enjoy watching me lose my sanity!
Parental Controls
When parents try to set up stricter internet controls, but the kids are one step ahead in the digital game.
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My dad proudly told me he set up an internet curfew for my laptop. I said, "Dad, the internet doesn't sleep, and neither do I. We're in a 24/7 battle for freedom. The war of bedtime has begun!
Office Surveillance
When the boss installs cameras for "security," but everyone knows it's just to catch who steals office supplies.
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I overheard the boss saying the cameras are there to create a more productive work environment. Well, now I'm just performing for the camera. I call it "The Office Factor" - where the surveillance footage becomes our version of reality TV.
Fitness Trackers
When your fitness tracker judges you for not reaching your step goal, but all you wanted was a lazy Sunday.
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The other day, my fitness tracker congratulated me for reaching my daily step goal while I was eating pizza. I guess it counts as a workout if you chew really vigorously. Fitness level: Master of the Munch.
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