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Have you ever been in a place with stricter rules than a cat lady's house? I mean, seriously, there are more regulations than a government building. You can't touch this, you can't go there – I felt like I needed a permission slip just to enter the restroom.
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You ever notice how every time you visit a strict place, it's like they've hired the human embodiment of a rulebook? I walked into this place, and the guy at the entrance looked at me like I was carrying a bag full of chaos. I just wanted to buy some milk, not infiltrate a top-secret mission!
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You ever notice how the stricter the place, the more people become rule enforcement enthusiasts? I went to this place, and there was this guy, probably the captain of the "Don't Break the Rules" squad. I dropped a napkin, and he swooped in like a superhero, lecturing me about the importance of cleanliness.
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Strict places are like the fun police headquarters. I went to this one place, and they had more security measures than a bank. I half-expected them to ask for a DNA sample before letting me in. "Sorry, sir, we need to make sure you're not secretly a troublemaker.
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I visited a place so strict that even the exit signs were judging me. "Leave the premises promptly and responsibly," they seemed to say. I felt like I needed to submit a resignation letter before walking out. Is it just me, or did I accidentally stumble into the world's most serious grocery store?
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I went to a place with stricter regulations than a sci-fi movie plot. They had more checkpoints than a space station. I had to show my ID, boarding pass, and birth certificate just to get to the frozen food section. I felt like I was on a quest to retrieve the forbidden frozen peas.
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I visited a place so strict that even the automated voice on the intercom sounded judgmental. "Please proceed to the checkout area," it said, with a tone that made me question my life choices. I just wanted to buy some chips, not get a lecture on responsibility.
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You ever notice how in strict places, they make you feel like you're auditioning for a role in a law-abiding citizens' play? I walked into this place, and the security guard gave me the once-over like I was about to perform the heist of the century. Dude, I'm just here for the discounted cereal.
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You ever notice how in strict places, they treat you like you're a suspect in an unsolved mystery? I entered this place, and the security guard gave me the side-eye like I was carrying the secrets of the universe in my shopping bag. Dude, it's just a loaf of bread and some bananas.
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Strict places are like the overprotective parents of the retail world. I tried to touch a display item, and the salesperson jumped in like I was about to break a priceless artifact. I just wanted to see if the blender was sturdy, not reenact a scene from Mission Impossible.
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