10 Jokes For Stomach Ache

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Updated on: Dec 10 2024

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My stomach and I are in a band together. We make great music – especially the grumbling bassline!
My stomach and I have an interesting relationship. It's like we're in a complicated entanglement, and it always knows how to twist and turn!
Why did the stomach refuse to fight in the boxing ring? It couldn't handle the punches!
Why did the stomach join the band? It wanted to play the belly drum!
Why did the stomach bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
My stomach is like a drama queen. It always has a flair for the dramatic – especially after a spicy meal!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised – just like my stomach after spicy food!
Why did the stomach go to therapy? It had too many emotional issues – always getting tied up in knots!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and its stomach couldn't handle the pressure!
Why did the stomach go to school? It wanted to improve its digestion!

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