bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta him!
0
0
What did the stomach say to the cheese? You're gouda be kidding me – lactose intolerant and now this?
0
0
Why did the stomach apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to knead some dough and rise to the occasion!
0
0
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call a fake stomach ache? An 'impasta'-tion!
0
0
What do you call a stomach that's always grumpy? A mean, green digestion machine!
Stomach Ache Detective
0
0
Having a stomach ache is like being a detective trying to solve a mystery. You're sitting there, interrogating your taste buds, asking them, Who let that suspicious-looking burrito into the party? It's a full-on investigation inside your digestive system. I should get a magnifying glass for my stomach.
Stomach Ache Soundtrack
0
0
Stomach aches come with their own soundtrack. It starts with a low rumble, then progresses to a symphony of gurgles and grumbles. I feel like I should hire a DJ to remix it. DJ Stomachache in the house! Drop that bass...and maybe an antacid while you're at it!
Stomach Ache Survival Kit
0
0
I need a stomach ache survival kit. You know, with essentials like a hot water bottle, a sympathy card from my fridge, and a sign that says, Caution: Internal Construction in Progress. Maybe throw in a tiny hard hat for good measure.
Stomach Ache Wisdom Tooth
0
0
A stomach ache is like a wisdom tooth – it shows up uninvited, causes a lot of pain, and you end up wondering why you even needed it in the first place. If only I could extract life lessons along with my molars.
Stomach Ache Gourmet
0
0
I've reached a level of culinary expertise where my stomach aches come with a fancy name. It's not just discomfort; it's gastro-displeasure deluxe. I'm practically a connoisseur of digestive distress. Bon appétit, or should I say, bowel appétit!
Stomach Ache Chronicles
0
0
Have you ever had a stomach ache that felt like it was auditioning for a horror movie? I swear, my stomach was growling so loudly, I thought it was practicing for America's Got Talent. I was just waiting for Simon Cowell to pop out and say, Well, that was a stomach-churning performance!
Stomach vs Brain
0
0
You know, your stomach and your brain have this weird relationship. It's like they're in a constant argument. Stomach's like, Let's eat that entire pizza, and the brain's like, Bro, do you know what a salad is? It's the ultimate food fight happening right inside you. I bet my stomach has a black belt in karate or something.
Stomach Ache Olympics
0
0
I think my stomach is secretly training for the Olympics. I mean, the way it performs those acrobatic flips and twists during a stomach ache – it's like the Simone Biles of digestion. I'm just waiting for it to stick the landing and give me a perfect score. Judges, take notes!
Stomach Ache Sarcasm
0
0
My stomach has a PhD in sarcasm. It waits until the most inconvenient moments to protest. Like during a meeting when it decides to join the conversation with a loud, Rumble, grumble – yeah, that's a brilliant idea, let's discuss it over lunch... or not!
Stomach Ache Wisdom
0
0
You know you're getting old when your stomach ache comes with its own philosophy. It's like my stomach is trying to impart wisdom, saying, You may have enjoyed that spicy curry last night, but remember, I'm the one who pays the price. Age before spice, my friend, age before spice.
Post a Comment