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The Paranoid Hypochondriac
When every stomach ache feels like a sign of impending doom.
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I'm so paranoid about my stomach ache that I've drafted my will. "To my stomach, I leave my eternal gratitude for the countless times it reminded me I'm not invincible. Thanks for the reality check, old friend.
The Suspicious Food Critic
When you suspect a specific dish caused your stomach ache.
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My stomach ache had me playing food inspector. I called the restaurant and said, "I think your lasagna is plotting against me." The manager replied, "Sir, that's just the oregano." Well, oregano needs to chill.
The Overly Confident Home Remedy Guru
When someone insists they have the perfect cure for your stomach ache.
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People have the weirdest solutions for stomach aches. My co-worker swore by standing on one leg and reciting the alphabet backward. I tried it, and now I have a stomach ache and a newfound respect for gymnasts.
The Procrastinator
When you put off dealing with your stomach ache until it's too late.
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Stomach ache? I'll deal with it later. That's my motto. I waited so long that now my stomach ache has its own social security number and retirement plan. It's living its best life rent-free.
The Overly Concerned Friend
When your friend thinks your stomach ache is a life-threatening condition.
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My friend is like a detective when it comes to my stomach ache. She's interrogating me like I'm a suspect. "Where were you at 2:37 PM last Wednesday, and did you consume any questionable leftovers?" I felt like I was on trial for stomach crimes.
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