4 Jokes For Stockholm Syndrome

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Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? It's that psychological phenomenon where hostages develop a bond with their captors. Now, I'm not saying it's a good thing, but I can't help but think, "Maybe my relationship with my Wi-Fi router has a touch of Stockholm Syndrome."
I mean, every time it
Zoom meetings, the virtual battleground for family reunions. You'd think technology would bring us together, but no, it's more like a hostage negotiation. "If you don't stop talking over each other, I'm muting everyone, I swear!"
And don't even get me started on the chaos when someone forgets to mute
So, let's talk about the kitchen, where the real drama goes down. Have you ever noticed that your Tupperware seems to have a Stockholm Syndrome relationship with the lids? You put them in the cabinet all organized, and the next time you open it, it's like a Tupperware party gone
Now, let's talk about the gym – the place where you willingly sign up to be held captive by weights and treadmills. Every time I walk into that place, it's like entering a fitness prison. The dumbbells are watching, judging, silently saying, "You call that a bicep curl? Pathetic!"
And

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