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My friend started a gardening club for hostages. It's all about planting roots and growing Stockholm Syndrome!
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Why did the criminal take a cooking class? He wanted to learn the art of 'captive'ation!
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Why did the kidnapper become a stand-up comedian? He had a knack for Stockholm laughs!
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I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, but only when my coffee is taken away. It's a brew-tal situation!
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I tried to organize a Stockholm Syndrome support group, but nobody wanted to leave!
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I suspect my alarm clock is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Every morning, it tries to wake me up with its obnoxious beeping, and I'm just there hitting the snooze button like, You're doing great, buddy. Keep it up. We'll get through this captivity together.
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Stockholm Syndrome has nothing on my relationship with my gym membership. I pay every month, even though we rarely see each other. It's like my subconscious is going, Well, it has access to my money, it's not really a hostage situation. It's more of a financial bonding experience.
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I think my favorite coffee mug has Stockholm Syndrome. It's been through so many microwave hostage situations that now it just smiles and says, A little more radiation? Sure, why not! Anything for you.
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Ever feel like your favorite pair of socks has Stockholm Syndrome? They've been stuck in the drawer for so long that when you finally wear them, they're like, Oh, thank you for rescuing us! We missed your feet so much!
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I swear, my favorite pen has developed Stockholm Syndrome. It keeps running out of ink, but I can't bring myself to throw it away. It's like, I know you're unreliable, but you've been with me through so many to-do lists. I can't just abandon you now.
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I think my refrigerator has Stockholm Syndrome. Every time I open the door, it's clinging to that half-empty ketchup bottle like it's been held hostage for years. I'm just waiting for it to start defending the expired yogurt like, No, no, you don't understand, it's still good! We've been through so much together!
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My GPS has a serious case of Stockholm Syndrome. It keeps insisting I take the longest route possible, like it's afraid of being replaced. I'm sitting there in traffic, and it's like, No, really, this scenic detour through the countryside is good for our relationship.
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I'm convinced my car has Stockholm Syndrome. It breaks down on the side of the road, and I'm there comforting it like, Don't worry, we'll get through this. We've been on some amazing road trips together, and I refuse to let you be towed away by a stranger.
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My phone charger is the ultimate Stockholm Syndrome survivor. It's been tangled, twisted, and bent in every possible way, and yet, it still dutifully charges my phone like, I might be frayed, but I'm committed. We're in this together, buddy.
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You ever hear about Stockholm Syndrome? It's that psychological phenomenon where hostages start to develop positive feelings for their captors. I tried using that logic on my Wi-Fi router. Now I feel a deep emotional connection every time it disconnects in the middle of a crucial Netflix binge. It's like, You may be holding me hostage from the latest episode of 'Stranger Things,' but you've got a special place in my heart, Router.
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