7 Jokes For Stockholm Syndrome

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Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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Why did the hostage go to therapy? He needed someone to help him untie his emotional knots!
Why did the hostage become a gardener? He needed a little more 'plant' in his life!
My friend accused me of having Stockholm Syndrome with my favorite TV show. I told him it's just a hostage situation with good storytelling!
I told my friend a joke about Stockholm Syndrome, but he didn't get it. Now he won't stop laughing!
What's a kidnapper's favorite song? Sweet Hostage Alabama!
Why did the criminal become a chef? He had a talent for making hostages 'souper' comfortable!
I thought I had Stockholm Syndrome, but it turns out I just really like my job!

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