7 Jokes For Starboard

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Updated on: Aug 01 2025

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I tried to tell a joke about the front of the ship, but it just didn't sail. It seems humor is more starboard-oriented!
Why did the pirate get a promotion? Because he always stood on the starboard side – he had a 'right' attitude for success!
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Some say it's 'R', but his true love is the 'C' – the sea, the ship, and of course, the starboard!
I tried to make a joke about the left side of the ship, but it didn't go over well. It just wasn't as starboard!
What did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved. But the starboard side chimed in, 'I'm feeling a bit buoyant today!
How do pirates prefer their tea? Starboard with a touch of 'arrrrr'omatic spices!
What's a pirate's least favorite vegetable? Leeks – because they always go to port and never starboard!

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