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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is leaning against the starboard side of the bed, hoping not to fall off.
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I saw a cruise ship the other day, and they had "starboard" written on one side and "port" on the other. It's like the ship is trying to teach us directions. "If you can read this, you're facing east. Congratulations!
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I tried joining a sailing class recently. They told me to always remember starboard and port. I thought, "Great, I can navigate the high seas, but I still can't find my car in the mall parking lot.
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I think we should bring the term "starboard" into our everyday language. Imagine telling someone, "Oh, you just passed my house. Take a starboard at the next intersection. Yeah, the one with the Starbucks on the right.
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I bought a toy boat for my nephew, and the instructions said to assemble the starboard and port sides. I ended up with a confused boat that just kept going in circles. "Ahoy there, Captain ADHD!
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I recently learned that "starboard" is a nautical term for the right side of a ship. Who came up with that? "Alright, lads, we need a fancy term for 'right.' How about we call it starboard? It's like the right side, but with a touch of celestial glam.
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You ever notice how when someone says "starboard," it sounds like they're about to reveal a secret spy mission? "Agent 007, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to turn right at the starboard side of the casino. And don't forget the martinis.
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I overheard a conversation about a couple arguing over which side of the bed is the starboard side. Because nothing says "relationship goals" like nautical-themed domestic disputes. "Honey, I swear, the starboard side has better Wi-Fi signal!
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You ever notice how the starboard side of a ship is always so specific? Like, I can't even get my GPS to be that accurate. "In 500 feet, turn slightly to the starboard. Arrived at your destination – your couch.
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