7+ Best One Liners stand up comedy Jokes

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Why did the stand-up comedian enroll in cooking school? To perfect their roast!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

Why did the comedian go to therapy? They needed someone to laugh at their issues!

Why did the comedian become an astronaut? Because he needed space!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

Why did the stand-up comedian go to jail? Because their jokes were too criminal!

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