5 Stand Up Comedy Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 23 2025

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The Procrastinator

Putting Everything Off
I was going to write a book on overcoming procrastination, but I'll probably get around to it tomorrow.

The Health Nut

Balancing Healthy Living and Temptation
I tried a new workout routine. It's called running late for work every morning. My boss says I'm in the best shape of my life.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Seeing Conspiracies Everywhere
My GPS took me through a construction zone. Obviously, it's part of the government's plan to make me late and miss the alien invasion.

The Overly Literal Guy

Misinterpreting Everything
My boss said I have a lot of potential. So, I started a savings account. Turns out, he was talking about my job performance.

The Tech-Challenged Parent

Navigating the Digital Age
I asked my teenager to explain TikTok to me. After 30 minutes, I still don't get it, but I've mastered the art of nodding and pretending.

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