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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
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Why was the music teacher so good at karate? Because they had perfect pitch!
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Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
Comedy Serenade
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My ghostwriter handed me a song, thinking it would elevate my comedy. Now I'm just waiting for the day someone in the audience holds up a lighter and starts swaying during my set. Can I get a request for some actual jokes, please?
Mixtape Mishap
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My ghostwriter handed me a mixtape of jokes, but it turns out they're more of a one-hit wonder. The only thing mixing in the audience is confusion and a chorus of awkward chuckles.
Dad Joke Anthem
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I asked my ghostwriter for edgy material, and they gave me a song. Now I'm up here telling dad jokes with the intensity of a death metal vocalist. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Slayer told it to.
Karaoke Comedy
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I told my ghostwriter I needed killer punchlines, and they sent me a song. Now, instead of laughter, I've got the audience clapping to the rhythm of Happy by Pharrell. I guess stand-up is the new karaoke.
Ghostwriting Blues
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I asked my ghostwriter for some fresh material, and all they gave me was a song. I guess they thought I needed a new tune in my life, but jokes on them - my life's soundtrack is more like elevator music than a chart-topper.
The Ghost Writer's Playlist
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So, my ghostwriter handed me a list of songs. Apparently, they think my stand-up career needs a soundtrack. I'm just waiting for the day I walk on stage and the DJ plays Staying Alive - you know, just to make sure I survive this set.
Rhyme and Punishment
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My ghostwriter gave me a song, thinking it would add a poetic touch to my set. Now I'm stuck up here rhyming my punchlines like a comedy rapper. Someone save me before I start dropping the mic and spitting bars.
Top 40 Troubles
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My ghostwriter thinks they're a DJ, curating the top 40 jokes for me. Little do they know, I'm more interested in the top 40 reasons why I shouldn't let them pick my material.
Musical Misdirection
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My ghostwriter tried to lead me in a new direction with a song. Little did they know, the only direction I'm headed is straight into a comedy pitfall. Turns out, jokes and musical notes don't always harmonize.
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