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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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The Songwriter's Block

The battle against the blank page and looming deadlines.
My songwriting process involves staring at a blank page until drops of blood form on my forehead... or until I accidentally doodle a treble clef.

The Karaoke Enthusiast

The desire to impress while battling terrible stage fright.
Karaoke is the only place where you can be a rockstar and a cautionary tale in the same breath.

The Tone-Deaf Critic

The inability to carry a tune while being overly opinionated about music.
I've been banned from karaoke bars for giving unsolicited "constructive criticism." Apparently, "tone-deaf" isn't a compliment.

The Musician

The struggle between creativity and commercial success.
You know you're a musician when you see notes everywhere, even in your bank statements—lots of C notes, but never enough G's.

The Shower Singer

The fear of the shampoo bottle becoming a microphone.
The shampoo bottle's complaining about the performance, but I think it's just jealous of my stage presence.

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