7+ Best One Liners Jokes For song

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop playing 'Take a Break' from Hamilton.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

Why did the musician break up with their metronome? It couldn't keep up with the beat of their heart!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Now she's singing 'Oops, I Did It Again.

What do you call a can opener that plays music? A jam opener!

What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!

I told my wife she should start singing more. Now she won't stop. It's a real aria situation!

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