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The Unlucky Therapist
Trying to console someone who lost a loved one but is terrible at it.
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I attempted to comfort someone grieving by saying, "Think of it this way – less laundry to do now that you only have to wash your own tears.
The Ghostly Matchmaker
Trying to set up a ghost with someone from the living world.
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I overheard a ghost saying, "I lost my significant other, and now I'm single...forever." I said, "Nonsense! Ever heard of ghosting? It's the dating trend you were made for!
The Forgetful Funeral Director
Constantly forgetting the deceased person's name during a funeral.
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I asked the funeral director if he needed help remembering names. He said, "No, I've got it covered. Just call everyone 'Buddy' – statistically, I'm bound to be right.
The Absentminded Medium
Constantly forgetting to connect with the right spirits during a seance.
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My seance went south when I accidentally summoned the spirit of a pizza delivery guy. He complained, "I've been waiting for someone to open the door for decades!" I guess ghosts get hungry too.
The Paranormal Personal Trainer
Trying to motivate a ghost to exercise when they can just float everywhere.
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I told a ghost, "You need to do some squats for those ethereal glutes." He responded, "Why squat when I can just levitate my behind?" Ghosts have a point – they've mastered the art of floating booties.
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