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Why did the slogan go to school? To become a little more 'captive' audience!
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Why did the slogan for the shoe store quit its job? It felt it was 'sole'-destroying work!
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I wanted to create a slogan for the camera store, but I couldn't focus on one!
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Why did the slogan for the vacuum cleaner company get fired? It sucked at its job!
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Why did the slogan for the car dealership get promoted? Because it kept steering customers in!
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Why was the slogan for the water park so popular? Because it made a splash!
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I tried a new restaurant that boasted the slogan, Where every dish is a masterpiece. Turns out, their interpretation of a masterpiece is a bit abstract. My plate looked like a Picasso painting, but I couldn't tell if I was eating the appetizer or the main course. I guess culinary art is open to interpretation.
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I came across a gym with the slogan, No pain, no gain. Well, I joined, and now I have plenty of pain, but the only thing I've gained is a newfound appreciation for sitting on the couch. Maybe they should change it to, No pain, no gain, unless there's a good Netflix show on.
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You know, I saw this motivational slogan the other day that said, Believe in yourself. So, I tried it, and now I believe I can finish a whole pizza by myself. Thanks, slogan, for turning me into the world champion of overeating.
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I recently tried a dating app that claimed to have the slogan, Love is just a swipe away. Turns out, it's more like, Carpal tunnel syndrome is just a swipe away. My thumb has never been in better shape, but my love life? Not so much.
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There's this coffee shop near my house that claims their coffee is brewed to perfection. I don't know about perfection, but it's definitely brewed to keep me up all night regretting my life choices. Maybe their slogan should be, Brewed to perfection, and by perfection, we mean insomnia.
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I bought a t-shirt with a slogan that said, I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode. Well, turns out my energy-saving mode looks a lot like napping on the couch. So, if you see me lying around, just know I'm not lazy—I'm just being environmentally conscious.
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Have you ever noticed that the more a company brags about its customer satisfaction guaranteed slogan, the more likely you are to be on hold for an hour when you call them? I guess their slogan should be more like, Customer satisfaction guaranteed... as long as you have a lot of patience.
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I bought a self-help book with the slogan, Unlock the secrets to success. Well, after reading it, the only secret I unlocked was that I should have saved my money. The book's advice can be summarized as follows: Be successful, and you'll be successful. Groundbreaking, really.
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I joined a fitness class that advertised with the slogan, Sweat is just fat crying. If that's the case, my fat must be having a full-blown emotional breakdown every time I work out. I'm starting to worry about my fat's mental health. Maybe I should send it to therapy instead of the gym.
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I saw a billboard with the slogan, Live every day like it's your last. So, I spent all my money, quit my job, and went on a wild adventure. Now every day feels like it's my last... financially. Turns out, that slogan doesn't come with a disclaimer about bills and responsibilities.
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