6 Jokes For Simple Simon

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Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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I told Simple Simon he should open a bakery. He said he kneaded more dough!
I asked Simple Simon if he understood advanced math. He said, 'I can't even follow a recipe!
I asked Simple Simon if he could play any instruments. He said, 'I can play the radio!
I asked Simple Simon if he believes in ghosts. He said, 'Only when I forget to put my phone on silent!
I told Simple Simon he should start a workout routine. He said, 'I'm already on a whiskey diet—I've lost three days already!
I asked Simple Simon if he could dance. He said, 'I've got two left feet, but at least they're in the right direction!

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