5 Jokes For Simple Simon

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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Simple Simon and Modern Technology

Simple Simon trying to navigate the world of smartphones and apps.
Simple Simon downloaded a fitness app and thought it was broken because it kept telling him to step away from the pie. He didn't realize it was a calorie counter, not a nursery rhyme detector.

Simple Simon's Job Interview

Simple Simon applying for a job in the modern corporate world.
Simon got a rejection letter that said, "Unfortunately, your skill set is more suited for the 18th century. Best of luck finding a time machine." Simon thought they were offering him a promotion.

Simple Simon's Social Media Adventures

Simple Simon trying to make sense of social media and online trends.
Simple Simon tried to go viral by posting a video of him chasing his shadow. He captioned it, "Simon says: catch me if you can!" His only viewer was his cat, who looked utterly unimpressed.

Simple Simon at the Supermarket

Simple Simon navigating the complexities of a modern supermarket.
Simple Simon asked the cashier where they kept the powdered water. The cashier blinked and said, "Aisle 7, next to the dehydrated water bottles." Simon just shook his head, wondering if they also had instant ice.

Simple Simon's Cooking Show

Simple Simon attempting to host a cooking show with his limited culinary skills.
Simon attempted to make a gourmet sandwich but got stuck at the "slice the bread" step. He asked the audience, "Does anyone have a nursery rhyme about bread slices?" The comments section was filled with facepalms.

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